I swear this is taking place to me again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are back at square one. It's like a broken record. Honestly, I'm starting to feel like giving up.

• Maybe I should change my routine
• Surely this is a dream
• I deserve a break

You Won't Believe What Just Happened!

I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Can You Believe This?!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and out of nowhere a flock of rabbits came out from behind a car. They were hopping all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

Is This Really Happening?!

It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things read more went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in uttershock.

I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be true, right? It has to be a cruel joke.

Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

This Is Unbelievable!

My friends won't believe what just occurred. Oh my goodness, I feel I'm going to faint! All of it was just totally absurd.

• It's unreal
• No joke
• I'm going to have to write this down

See ya later! You won't believewhat happens next!

This Totally Boggles My Mind

Seriously, this whole thing is just completely over my head. I struggle with grasping it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Perhaps re-read what I've been told?